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Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Jokes - Mahasiswa Vs Dosen...






Seorang mahasiswi cantik dan seksi tapi bodoh yang ujiannya terancam gagal mendatangi dosennya yang terkenal ganteng ke ruangannya.. Setelah mahasiswi itu sampai di pintu ruangan dosen, dia melirik ke kiri dan ke kanan untuk melihat keadaan sekitarnya.. Ketika dilihatnya tidak ada orang, ia segera menutup pintunya pelan-pelan, dengan percaya diri ia hampiri dosen ganteng tersebut dan berlutut seraya bermohon di hadapannya..


“Pak.., saya bersedia melakukan apapun juga asalkan saya bisa lulus ujian”, kata si mahasiswi cantik sambil melirik penuh arti ditambah dengan mengulumkan lidahnya ke bibir sensualnya itu..


Kemudian, ketika si dosen tersebut terdiam seakan menahan sesuatu yang mulai tumbuh di dalam dirinya itu, mahasiswi itu mendekati dosen, menatap matanya yang penuh arti [lebih cocoknya gairah kali ya..??], menyibakkan rambutnya, dan mulai memainkan tangan nakalnya dengan secara perlahan menyentuh hidung dan bibirnya tertuju ke telinga dosen ganteng itu..


“Kalau Bapak masih belum mengerti maksud saya…, saya akan menjelaskannya asal…”, bisik mahasiswi.. Dengan perlahan, mahasiswi itu kembali mengatakan sesuatu dengan lembut, “Saya bersedia melakukan apa saja yang Bapak mau, apapun itu, termasuk yang ada dalam fikiran Bapak saat ini…”..


Dosen ganteng itu terkejut sampai-sampai seakan ia kesulitan untuk berkata-kata, lalu dosen itu membalas tatapan mahasiswi itu.. “Apapun itu..??”, jawab dosen muda..


“Ya Bapak.., apapun itu!”.. Si mahasiswi langsung menjawab pertanyaan dosennya dengan cepat..


Sekali lagi dosen muda itu mempertanyakannya.. “Apapun itu, kamu mau melakukannya…?!?”


Mahasiswi itu tersenyum, seakan penuh arti sambil berteriak dalam hati atas kemenangannya merayu Dosennya agar ia bisa lulus ujian.. “Apapun…”, katanya..


Dengan perlahan dosen muda itu bibirnya menuju telinga si mahasiwi dan berbisik, “Maukah... kamu… belajar lebih giat lagi agar bisa menjawab soal ujian besok…?!?!?


Jokes - Perampok Tobat..






Seorang bapak-bapak memakai jas, topi, masker, kacamata hitam sedang berjalan di taman sambil membawa banyak perhiasan... Dia berpikir
"Saya berdosa udah banyak rampok... Mendingan hasil curian ini saya bagi ke orang kesusahan"..


Lalu seorang anak kecil berlari mendekatinya sambil menangis..
Anak : Huaaa.. Sakitt..
Bapak : Adik habis jatuh ya? ini bapak kasih gelang emas, kamu jual terus beli obat ya..
Anak : Hiks... Makasih pak!


Bapak itu berjalan lagi. Tak lama kemudian seorang wanita muda datang..
Cewe : Huhuhu..
Bapak : Kenapa kamu ?
Cewe : Saya diputusin pacar..
Bapak : Wah kasihan sekali.. ini ada kalung berlian buat kamu...


Setelah itu bapak ini bertemu ibu-ibu...
Bapak : Ibu kenapa ? kok kelihatan kesusahan ya?
Ibu : Uang saya hilang pak, padahal mau beli susu anak..
Bapak : Wah.. ini bu anting emas buat ibu, bisa di jual buat beli susu..


Setelah perhiasan bapak itu habis... Datanglah seorang polisi...
Polisi : Permisi pak, saya diperintahkan untuk menangkap bapak atas pencurian yg di lakukan...
Bapak : Lho.. kok bapak bisa tau?
Polisi : Ia, seorang ibu dan 2 anaknya datang menemui saya dan melaporkannya...
Bapak : OH IA ITU KAN IBU YG TADI GW RAMPOK!!



Monday, May 2, 2011

10 Real Cars Inspired by Cartoons...




1. The Mystery Machine (Scooby-Doo)


In the summer of 2002, Lou and Steve Raguse painted an old van into a replica of the Scooby-Doo Mystery Machine. Raguse's paint job was so realistic that they decided to paint two more vans to sell.


2. Ecto-1 (Ghostbusters)


This is the 1959 Cadillac Miller-Meteor ambulance limo that was transformed by Universal Studios into the Ecto-1 Ghostbusters car.


3. Optimus Prime (Transformers)


The truck is well-equipped with Optimus Prime accessories, like a voice-activated alarm system with Optimus Prime's voice from the movie, a 17″ LCD DVD player, a Bluetooth CD stereo system with satellite Radio capability, a new memory foam mattress in the sleeper, chrome pedals with rubber flames, two-tone blue/red flames in the interior and exterior, and an overall new paint job. It even has the Transformers logo on the front and Transformers bedsheets in the sleeper!


4. Wacky Races


We're pretty sure that many of you remember the Hanna-Barbera's "Wacky Races" cartoon series. A full set of 11 real-life Wacky Races vehicles 'invaded' the English city of Chichester in West Sussex in anticipation of their annual outing at the Goodwood Festival of Speed. It was the first time these vehicles have been driven on public roads.


5. Donald Duck's Car


Now Donald Duck's Car has taken a leap outside the comic world to become a real automobile, sure to capture the attention of lady ducks as it cruises down the street. It has exactly the same features, including the “313″ license plate which is Donald Duck's birthday: March 13. The car is not very spacious though as it only fits a couple of tiny people. But of course, we all know that in the cartoon, many ducks crammed into the car.


6. Mach 5 (Speed Racer)


From the amazing cartoon series, Speed Racer comes an actual, real life Mach 5 car. One of the most famous and recognized cars in the world! This real life car was built by custom car builder Mark Towle. And you can actually rent the car for special events!


7. Mater (Cars)


Many people have seen the films made by Pixar, especially the movie “Cars”. These are cartoon characters of course, and yet, if we look at EP Industries run by the great Eddie Paul, he can transform these cartoon cars into real vehicles. So that means, you will see Mater the tow truck, Sally Carrera the Porsche 911 and the Lightning McQueen, which is the Pontiac Trans Am, all converted into the real thing!


8. Batmobile (Batman)


One of the Batmobiles from the sixties television series was sold for $233,000. After the series zoomed to popularity, the producers of the show commissioned a number of replicas for promotional use. This is Batmobile number six, and one of the functional models.


9. The Flintstones


The car of The Flintstones was in the MegaCon 2010, with the company of other TV cars like the Mach 5, the ectomobile, and others..


10. Turtle Van (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)


The Ninja Turtles Van (or Party Wagon, as it is sometimes referred to) is what the A-Team van would look like if it made sweet love to a tortoise. Fully equipped with a wide range of weapons and defense mechanisms, this is a transformed News Ch 6 mobile. Some hardcore fans have constructed their own Turtle vans, like the man of the picture above.